I think this meme is old, but I still want to have this thing as much as the first time it was posted πŸ˜†

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[–] 67 points 1 month ago (6 children)

The problem is not the menstruation crustacean station, how can it be? It's amazing. The problem is they aren't suited for each other.

Where the hell do I get one of these? My wife would love it.

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  • [–] 32 points 1 month ago (4 children)
  • [–] 39 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    $900?? Damn the inflation of the menstruation crustacean station

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    Imagine living with someone who's able to spend $900 on a silly joke, and then ask them to move out because one or the jokes wasn't good enough. Rich people have such weird solutions to their problems.

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  • [–] 46 points 1 month ago (6 children)

    Shouldn't it be "crustacean menstruation station"? Putting "crustacean" first will distinguish it from other menstruation stations, such as a cetacean menstruation station or a Croatian menstruation station.

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  • [–] 33 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    But there could be other crustacean stations such as a carnation crustacean station.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    I suppose that's better if you plan on repurposing your crustacean station. If you get into MMA you can repurpose your menstruation crustacean station into a pankration crustacean station. Religion? You can make it a salvation crustacean station or a damnation crustacean station, depending on the flavor of religion.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 month ago

    You don't deserve her!

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  • [–] 14 points 1 month ago

    She sounds a bit crabby.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 month ago

    It is counterproductive to boil the crustacean before forcing them into labor.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago

    I want one in my bathroom

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago

    please move in

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

    A menstruation crustation in the urination station.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    The menstruation sanitation crustacean station in the place of urination.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    The menstruation sanitation crustacean station in the urination location.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    Cute, I adore the crustacean! I use to keep all my stuff in a drawer, it was my own drawer!

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    It's very strange.

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