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[–] 45 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Oh no! My precious productivity. How will I ever afford my fifth super yacht?

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  • [–] 25 points 1 month ago

    Oh no! Think of all the unproductivity (people being happy) and the devestating impact (not being able to exploit people for your own financial gain) that would cause!

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  • [–] 14 points 1 month ago

    Well, on the other hand, ending constant distractions will cause revolution.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago

    Oh no! The slaves underpaid workers will be using the paid time off we're forced to allow them to have!

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago

    Reminds me of how the World Cup causes a contraction in some countries’ GDP due to a lose of productivity

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago

    They take entire weeks off? Oh my God. Society will collapse.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I'm a 46 year old manager in a company that trades €25m per year and I have already told my boss not to expect my presence for at least a week when this comes out.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

    no time for consuming slop! only spend!

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