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[–] 22 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Can I substitute a steamroller?

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Only if you're a vampire with time stopping powers

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago

    Life hack: if you run someone with your car you get points on your license instead of jail time.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago

    Thought this was the fuckcars com.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago

    Sounds like a curse charles le sorcier would use

    Chuck the wizard uses shotgun

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    When the Black Mage cast Car you better have Insurance casted beforehand.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    You can sub the car out with a high window or cliff if you take the right Metamagic Feat.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    Eh, modern witchcraft, huh?

    I do it like the old ways demand. Shove 'em down some stairs.

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