I will also do this, just PM me!
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I have a structured settletrump but I NEED CASH NOOWWW!!!!! Call a FUCK-KING MORON 877-MAGA-NOW!!!!!
That's a 25% profit! Better than the stock market!
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MAGA voters want a bigger payoff than that, and besides they're broke. Hey guys, give me just $499 today and you can have my DonaldBucks as soon as they arrive!
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I'll do better. Give me $100 now and I'll give you $50,000 when the trump checks come in.
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Normally I'd do it for $1000, but for the next two days I'll do it for half that, only $500!
technically this is just a super clean explanation of how debt purchasing works, an estimation of odds of an outcome happening by two parties.
What a deal, there’s literally no downside!
But MAGA won't pass the marshmallow test.
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Thank you for the financial advice Mr. Cat, very cool !
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I'd do it for $3995
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I forgot but didn't a handful of people get filthy rich by buying out people's war bonds post WWI?
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They'd probably fall for it.
When he made the announcement he said that the only condition is that you spend it in America. I kind of imagined a card that could only be used at American grocery and big box stores.
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