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[–] 35 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)
  • [–] 15 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

    I miss my black cat that was stolen from me. This post makes me sad.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

    She is my ESA and my racist narcissist mom stole her. Here is proof.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 weeks ago* (1 child)

    I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul

    #streetracing #DUI #blessed

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  • [–] 12 points 2 weeks ago

    I'm going through a hangover. Checks out.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 weeks ago

    Fine. Open your own damn can of food!

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  • [–] 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    Idk, pretty sure feeling like I'm gonna throw up after eating some donuts my coworker brought in is at most partially my fault.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago

    😔 I know.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago

    Unironically, mostly yes.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago

    Maybe I can blame astrology

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago

    Me - trying to fall asleep but my stomach hurts because I ate half a bag of chips before bed:

    "You can't say that! You don't know my life!"

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago
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    On the shitpost meter, you score 70%

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago

    Currently shitting my whole ass cause I had 12 things of beer yesterday

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  • thanks, i needed to hear that

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