English is a shitty language.

I thought "dumbest" as an adjective was an absolute, like "the highest level of dumbness ever".

How the hell do we live in the dumbest timeline and manage to make it even dumber every time?

If a Boomer doesn't understand why this is dumb because they don't know who these assholes are, say "it would be like inviting Opie and Homer Pyle to talk to the troops."

The analogy isn't great, but how stupid that sounds might resonate.

The guy who got his jaw broken in the first minute of a real fight?

What would these tools have to say to service people? What possible relevant wisdom could they have? Unless these worthless removed enlist, they should be afforded nothing but mockery and floggings.

Fucking clown world, I swear.

NotThatOnion

Please add context for non-americans

Boy Toys for the joy boys?

Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, kegsbreath... you go and do something like this.... AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!

secretary of "war" now wants to promote his "warriors" to be tuber-warriors? warfluencers?

How was being banned from Japan not the end of his career?