WHAT CHARGE IS THERE TO DETAIN HIM?

my cat is bannished form my parents room too, accept my dad has alergies and when my cat goes on his bed he has breathing problems so he needs an inhailer. and yet she still goes on the bed while being fully aware that shes being naughty and shouldnt do that

Kennels are not for children, no matter how tempting

My evil daughter just spent half an hour cuddling on my lap and suckling on the inside of my elbow. With her teeth, and also her claws. She's just so cute tho.

I think she's trying to make up for biting me awake the other day (on my nose, I must have been snoring)

No, cats are all recidivists, they will all do it again. With no remorse, ever.