My wife is academically smart but seat of the pants stupid, I am academically a dumbass but a genius on the fly.

Its a good system.

"Honey, this is becoming very much a you problem!"

Don't mistake intelligence with knowing shit or particular habits.

Most of my exes think I'm an idiot because I don't setup the dishwasher the same way as they would.

I am enough idiot for several polycules.

Dostoevsky self reporting a bit here

Do you pronounce Fyodor to rhyme with Theodore or Hodor?

French literature: “I will die for love”

American literature: “I will die for freedom”

Russian literature: “I will die”

And what if you have two idiots? Is that super love, or do they cancel each other out?

Considering I didn't spot the BPD in my ex anywhere near early enough makes me the idiot.

I know what you are but what am I