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[–] 26 points 3 weeks ago

Oh, one of those flavored condoms.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 weeks ago

    I can’t think of a situation where I’d want a single individually wrapped decaf teabag.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago (11 children)

    "are you going to cheat on me with her??"

    "yes, I'm going give up on those juicy milky boobs, go with someone with dry small ones and wear a condom. That will be much more pleasurable"

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    Bro wtf are dry boobs

    I don't think the milk is supposed lo leak out and moisturise the whole surface

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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

    Are you trying to say that you like milk with your tea?

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  • [–] 1 point 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    I'm saying I like milfs so much I made my own, and I ain't going back.

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    "Are you going to cheat on me with her?"

    "Yes, I'm going to violate the trust of someone I love and whose company I find emotionally satisfying because someone else might provide brief physical enjoyment."

    Is that even a real question? If it needs to be asked, you're already not in a good relationship.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Just normal British intercourse

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  • [–] 1 point 3 weeks ago

    Must be a coffee drinker

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