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[–] 11 points 1 day ago*

The joy love and kindness in there, just absolutely caring for my microplastics. Just making the microplastics feel loved and secure and tended to.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    Ahh but what about the macroplastics I put in there?

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  • You fear the microplastic because it is in your flesh. I worship the microplastic because it is inevitable. From the moment I understood etc etc

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  • [–] 2 points 22 hours ago

    This is unironically what “it’s all part of god’s plan” death cultists think.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 day ago*

    Thoughts and prayers are just as useful when taking care of poisoning

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