Cfrs are one of the few things left trying to protect you from enshittification of food so I wouldn't shit on them too hard. Highly imperfect, but before they existed shit was REAL bad

Gotta lick the thixotropy

You can still make it, you just need to label it as low consistency. Section C) says:

...when the quality of the catsup falls below the standard, the label may bear the alternative statement, “Below Standard in Quality—Low Consistency.”

https://www.ecfr.gov/current/title-21/chapter-I/subchapter-B/part-155/subpart-B/section-155.194

*Bostwick consistometer....

I know this for reasons.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Consistometer

There’s a CFR that describes a standard in metric?

i think that's called catsup

I'm gonna make a csv parser that accepts LF (\n) line-endings instead of strict CRLF (\r\n)

RFC 4180 section 2

Tomato water

Or put it in a proper container, not a tiny mouthed bottle.

Oh yea. I’m definitely trusting a spring gate on a metal sled and a stop watch.