It's easier to take off a scuba suit if you don't need it, than to put one on if you need it but don't have one.

I stopped packing so much. Like the saying goes, "No matter where you go, there... 's a Walmart (or similar)."

3 French hens

Depends. Are they single, double or triple horns?

Don't forget your cup mute.

Easier then having to deal with slide grease.

Don’t forget to pack your spare sousaphone!