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If I ever auditioned for porn I hope someone would do this for me

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  • [–] 32 points 5 days ago

    Pretty sure she is also a porn star.

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  • [–] 25 points 5 days ago (6 children)

    Did she get the part? 😂

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  • [–] 10 points 4 days ago (3 children)

    fascinating username, especially in the context of this thread

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    Watch, Alexis actually flew out there to interview for a Data Analyst position and this is her friends ribbing her.

    Imagine, next holiday your parents are asking you about your new job and you gotta be like “it’s uh.. for a small time website, you never would have heard of them.” “What do they do? Oh, uh, they trade… corn! Yeah. They’re the biggest traders of corn in Iowa. It’s, uh, called Corn…Hub” Dad’s looking at you dubiously.

    First check comes in the mail while your parents are watching the house. “That? Oh, my friends are real jokers. Just, uh, real kidders”

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    Sometimes if you are brand new to a job, it can take an extra week or two for direct deposit to kick in. More than likely, they'll just add the difference to whatever your first full paycheck would have been, but I have seen some places mail the first (partial) check out (which they may also do for anyone who opts out of direct deposit).

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  • [–] 4 points 4 days ago

    CONGRATS

    YOU BEAT HERPES

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  • [–] 4 points 4 days ago (1 child)

    Why am I seeing a giant demon left hand (holding the sign)?

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