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[–] 12 points 2 days ago

"Boss, we just got an order for $20M in 24 karat gold"

"Mmmm.... 24 carrots"

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  • [–] 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

    That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!

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    [–] 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

    Life would be better if all CEOs were small adorable animals.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 days ago

    I like the southpark episode where cartman goes forward in time and the people and otters are at war, and the otters threaten to smash the people like clams on their tummy.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 days ago*

    when chewing on electric cables is top-down company policy...

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  • [–] 7 points 2 days ago

    At least job hopping is allowed.

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