oh, yeah, uh it's like, mine.

i like left it there on accident or something.

You should ask Reddit how you can legally keep it. But make sure they don't know it is you who found it. Use "hypothetically" in your question.

I got excited when I thought it was copper and neodymium. Just the stuff they make douche watches out of.

Oops must have fallen out of my wallet. When can I come pick it up?

So.. you got a couple bucks I can borrow? I only need about tree fitty.

Wow, eight cases gold and an entire extra case of money, well do the responsible thing and hand these over to the police.

I thought it was fancy butter

Yellow metal and some paper? Weird...

If you instead drained diesel out of one of the F150 parked outside, you’d made double.

You should read/watch "No Country for Old Men" before deciding how to proceed, Friend-o.

oh shit you found my luggage bro

Hey big man, lemme hold a dollar

Huh. Did you check to see if it had a name on it? Maybe someone left it for their friend. You could check inside the Wendy's and see if the person told any of the staff who they were leaving it for?

Pull a joker and set it on fire

That's a partial payoff for the arcane secrets of the "Square" burger. As in a Freemason's Square. It's all connected. Illuminati confirmed. /s

Sir, this is a Wendys ... dumpster

It’s at least a day old, you don’t want that

Think of how many nuggets you can buy now... At least 50!

The photo looks like it could be the opening shot of many movies. A shit ton of valuable items gets misplaced for a short time, humans get involved with said valuable items in various ways, murder, mayhem, and running for their lives quickly ensues.

Team lift? Nah I'll figure it out myself.

Hypothetically, finding the gold bars is a massive pain in the ass.

Without identification, the value of the bars drops off a shitload.

You can't just shave off the serial numbers and then sell them.

You can't just resmelt them either, the bars are cast at over 1000°C, and even then, the bars have unique imperfections (deliberate) which make them easily identifiable.