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[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 57 points 3 days ago (3 children)

It's interesting because a form of therapy I'm currently in is all about noticing bad thoughts and defusing from them

[–] masterspace@lemmy.ca 38 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The nooticer can never train their powers inwards for fear of nooticing too much and ceasing to be

[–] Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The nooticer must continually nootice otherwise they could nootice too much

[–] Glide@lemmy.ca 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's interesting because

The nooticing is coming from inside the house.

SHIT, NOW I AM NOOTICING THINGS. IT'S TOO LATE FOR ME.

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

We are infected, I repeat, WE ARE INFECTED

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 days ago

have you noticed the infection growing within? the corruption gaining a hold? curious that, isn't it?

[–] aubertlone@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Noticing is good.

Not noticing is bad.

[–] timmy_dean_sausage@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I'm noticing that OP is insecure about people who are more curious/ situationally aware than them lol

[–] essell@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

As a therapist surrounded by therapists, and we all constantly notice things, it does get a bit much.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Can you try to figure out whether this person is hilarious or anti-intellectual? I scratched my chin off trying to spot the difference

[–] essell@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Have a read about solilosism for inspiration which may help with your confusion

Solipsism, yeah maybe.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 3 points 2 days ago

Notice that I clicked the red, upward pointing arrow, to indicate that I, too, noticed that fact, but you were earlier in providing written notice of said noticing.

[–] BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago

And nooticing is nooice

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago

Bro's describing all of Lemmy lmao 🤣

[–] embed_me@programming.dev 16 points 3 days ago

I noticed this makes me feel called out

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 days ago (4 children)

His staff choices have been interesting. Pep Lijnders! The long-term assistant to Klopp. Also James French.

Meanwhile let go of Lilo, Vicens and inigo Dominguez.

Apparently asked for klopps blessing before hiring Lijnders too.

I wonder how much of this was pep himself making the decision. He tends to have a free hand at this stuff. Genuinely gonna be an interesting season for city

OK this is the shitpost and not the football community.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 2 days ago

Did you notice arsenal always try to walk it in?

[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I nootice you're here for the sportsball

[–] don@lemm.ee 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Hey man its pep guardiola. And I talked about him. Only half lost

[–] grue@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You're probably the only one who "nooticed" who the guy in the picture actually was, LOL

[–] ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I know Lemmy is mostly populated by computer touchers (I’m one of them) but Pep Guardiola is probably one of the most recognizable human beings on planet earth

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Not really, I know the name, that it's American sports related, but couldn't point him out in a three person line up (before this post drew notice to him).

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Not related to American sports. But also not as recognisable as made out to be

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 2 days ago

Ah well, shows how sports minded I am..

[–] HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago

I feel noticed...

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

When did you first start noticing these?

[–] bestagon@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago
[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

You are seen

[–] Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world -3 points 3 days ago (2 children)