DJDarren

I assure you we're open.

Is that a million antelopes, or a single 1 metre long, very strong amtelope?

Cmd+Q will quit the app and it’ll drop out of your Dock straight away.

Cmd+shift+4 opens the screenshot app to area select. It’s easy as pie. I use it all the time.

BTT is a must-have, particularly if you use a non-Apple mouse. I have ctrl + l/r click to switch left and right between spaces. Also, click the scroll wheel for expose. Those couple of adjustments alone are worth its asking price.

you'll most likely need to shell out for Parallels.

Depending on your needs, UTM might be sufficient, and it’s free. I use it on my M1 mini to run Win11 so I can check Office doc compatibility for the Windows users at work, and it’s remarkably good. I wouldn’t use it to run games or anything hefty, mind.

If you don’t give the dick a little suck, how can you really know how nice it is?

The establishment did.

An Indian shop keeper in my town just stood for Reform at the council elections last month. I can't wrap my head around it.

I mean, sure, he's there for the reduced beauracracy and borderline libertarianism that also includes sucking off those with more money, but that comes with the racism. So much racism.

He didn't win, of course, but if he had, then what? A member of party who members hate him because of who his grandparents were. Bizarre.

Spend two weeks fretting that I keep forgetting to phone my mum. Eventually remember at the right time and call her up.

All is good.

Hang the phone up and realise that all I've done is reset the timer on how long it's been since I remembered to call mum.

Its 20x large boulders the size of a small boulder.

My 2007 MacBook (white plastic) had a Core 2 Duo and 4GB RAM. For my first MacBook it was a perfectly usable laptop, but boy did it drop off a cliff fast. Tried putting Linux on it a while back, but it didn't want to know.

Meanwhile, the 2011 MacBook I replaced it with (Core i7, 16GB RAM) is running Mint like a dream.