Sherman should have finished the job. Just burn the whole fucking south.

I'm gonna confess that I eat a lot of cookies. I'm not a monster and so I would like your vote as chief cookie protector. I've seen the worse that can happen to a cookie. Believe me, I've been there, flush after flush. But I've changed my ways. I promise to be good.

At this point he could be me nominee for commander in chief, nobody seems to care about a little child rape anymore.

Allegations do not constitute a conviction.

Because it was in the job requirements?