I can finally start taking heroin!

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[–] 15 points 3 days ago

Can they shoot themselves to prove that AI will cure gunshot wounds?

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  • [–] 6 points 3 days ago

    I trust the Philip Morris public health advisor more than I trust the Palantir CTO.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    This kind of story is generally built from quotes from like two guys that may or may not even be real or serious. Fox News does it constantly in their "what are the liberals mad about today" sections. I'm LOLing at the dingus this is based on, but I've got some doubts it's happening en masse.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 days ago

    Hahahah, oh fuck I smoked a cig and now I'm sure to get cancer!

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  • [–] 7 points 3 days ago

    Or to kill them sooner.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 days ago*

    I'd like to see AI cure COPD.

    Edit: Maybe a little bleach?

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  • [–] 5 points 3 days ago* (7 children)

    Reputable source you got there. Ghost archive isn't known to me and feels like a fake site made up to discredit AI Bros.

    I am not clicking that.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

    Ghost archive is just a mirror to circumvent the paywall on the article, which is from Business Insider. Here's the original link: https://www.businessinsider.com/ai-researchers-smoking-ai-cure-cancer-palantir-cto-2026-10

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  • [–] 2 points 3 days ago

    the cure to cancer is mortality.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    funny if true as the only answer an llm could give is "Don't smoke" or one of many folk remedies. I'm starting to think the people working on them have no clue how they actually work. are the majority working there just prompt engineers without real technical knowledge?

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  • They are smoking because they know that 2036 looks way worse than 2026.

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  • Or the work they are doing is so soul sucking they are turning to worldy vices?

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