I’m so fucking basic. Any combination of “innit” and “bruv” makes me giggle like an idiot.

"Oi, you can't oink there mate"

As someone who has two yard dogs on his farm, yes they're incredibly intelligent. They're the first things to greet me when I get home from work and love cuddles.

But the reason cops are called pigs is because the stereotypical "pig-cops" are generally fat and eat a lot. Which can confirm, my pigs are fat and eat a lot.

But unlike cops, pigs are horrifically fast. When they come in from the fields and want to run, they can RUN! If our hay fields get higher than they are it looks like the raptor scene from Jurassic Park 2

He will always be Pakalu Papito to me

The extra letters are there to confuse the English, not be pronounced. It's a cunning plan to deal with the silly eenglish knigits!

That's a fowl thing to call them!

A meme that has been so beaten to death that it's rotting corpse has since disintegrated into the soil, but people have erected monuments to it so others can continue to wail on it with clubs and sticks and other blunt objects.

Bastard...

Had to do it man...

So why are you an ex cop?

Found the German

Merci ! This meme makes me green every I see it.

The Japanese is wrong too; they say buubuu.

The acute diacritic (like used above the ú in the meme) doesn't exist either.

"Le poulet"?

Proud to be an english speaker.

No. "Oin"/"Ouin" is a completly different nasal vowel that I wouldn't know how to write in english.

In this short video, you'll ear it a lot.