This doesnt even matter because of the list contained in the article:
No Discussion forums and community hubs
No User-written text reviews
No Community-created guides and walkthroughs
No Screenshot, clip, and artwork sharing
No Community groups and curator recommendations
No Profile customization (badges, showcases, backgrounds)
No Community marketplace for in-game items
No Direct player-to-player item trading
No Digital trading cards, levelling, and points shop
No Universal controller remapping and gamepad support
No Big Picture mode for TVs and handheld PCs
No Remote Play and Remote Play Together
No Integrated game broadcasting and streaming tools
No Family library sharing across accounts
No Platform-wide mod hub (Steam Workshop equivalent)
No Personalized discovery queues
No Local network game file transfers
No Game version rollback options

Sweeney is a third rate duelist with a second rate deck

what proves that this steam update is not vibe coded?

also its "cold start to store"

Mobile gamers will never understand your struggles...

The question is why did it take a meme to push Valve to fix its awful, decades old Steam loading time?