Oh for god's sake (europe.pub)
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by to c/reddit@lemmy.world
 

"Won't somebody think of the kids?!" while they admit to using the data to squeeze more money from ads (translated making your experience better). They don't deserve the communities they have anymore.

Soon any company you interact with will have enough information to ruin your life because there's always a way for some employee to get the data even of you really do what you promise and don't save anything.

As GLaDOS said - it's been fun, don't come back.

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[–] 96 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Don't worry, your data will remain private. We'll have it, and we'll sell it, of course, but that's our right. Also, we might be hacked when some bad guy guesses our Pa$$worD, or we make an oopsie and leave the entire server open and unencrypted. But, other than that, your driver's license is safe with us.

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  • [–] 57 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    I love "all photos are encrypted so your information remains private". Encrypted to whom? Private from whom? I don't want you to have it! I'm more worried about you then the guy at the coffee shop. He can already see my face!

    You're going to have a hard time judging my age by a photo you can't decrypt, so don't pull that shit with me.

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  • [–] 35 points 1 week ago (7 children)

    They forgot option 3: uninstall the app

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  • [–] 22 points 1 week ago (6 children)

    They're counting on the vast majority of their user base being driven by FOMO.

    I fear that those of us who are willing to cut ties and go elsewhere are a very small minority.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 week ago (4 children)

    Fuck FOMO. I'm LOMO. The Love Of Missing Out.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 week ago

    Yah... My old (abandoned) reddit account is quite old, if you cant prove im not a child by the account being two decades old, thats a you problem. Find me in 2029 and we can talk, but until then, were going no contact.

    [Updates DNS and router block list]

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  • [–] 18 points 1 week ago (14 children)

    I wonder if there would be a market for life-like heads on… like… a ventriloquist dummy type of thing…. And I very much mean for security bypassing get your filthy mind out of there.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    Many of these services won't accept a static image, which is all that site provides.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    I've seen some of the tools in the UK are fooled by AI generated pictures. Kind of funny to see if they end up in a database and shit starts getting regurgitated like the human centipede.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago

    I was just thinking that, since it's easy to generate a video long enough to satisfy their requirements. That's probably what I'd do if any of my services required this (but they don't, yet).

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    I read somewhere that some kids used an AI generated image to fool the age verification. It sounded like they just printed it out and took a selfie.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago* (1 child)

    Wonder if there's a free site that can generate IDs using AI?

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  • [–] 5 points 1 week ago

    When they functionally banned pornography in the UK, someone made use-their-id.com which generates driving licences (for satirical entertainment purposes) of the politicians who supported mass Identity Verification.

    I hear that it is apparently accepted as a driving licence on some pornography sites.

    When one of those sites gets their ID-storing database hacked, I'm sure we'll find what we knew all along: Keir Starmer is a wanker.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 week ago

    At what point do we normalize a civic duty to avoid parasitic data miners

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  • [–] 14 points 1 week ago* (9 children)

    Quit reddit, you, filthy animal!

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    [–] 13 points 1 week ago

    Persona and other third‑party age verification providers have been cited in broader debates about the privacy and security implications of online age checks. News coverage of Reddit’s UK rollout focused on short photo retention windows and the separation of user account data from verification data, while also highlighting civil liberties concerns about expanding age restrictions online. Founders Fund's investment in Persona has been scrutinized in broader discussions of government surveillance and identity verification technologies due to its ties to Peter Thiel, the founder of data-analytics company Palantir. Song has denied operational relationships between Persona and Palantir or U.S. government agencies.

    In February 2026, a security researcher discovered publicly-exposed code on an instance of Persona's verification system used by the U.S. government's Federal Risk and Authorization Management Program (FedRAMP), which revealed information about the company's verification pipeline. The discovery led to further evaluations of Persona's operations; the messaging service Discord stated that it would end its trial use of Persona for age verification in certain territories, and evaluate alternative providers and methods.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persona_Identities

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  • [–] 12 points 1 week ago

    Besides the recommendation to drop sites that demand privacy-breaching validations, seeking the legal venues is important too, else people will just lose ground as they try to avoid the issue.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 week ago* (2 children)

    BTW, OP, unlike reddit, on lemmy you can edit your post titles :P

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    [–] 11 points 1 week ago* (1 child)

    I refuse to give this information outside of serious financial or governmental proceedings, where you might expect that you will have to deposit a proof of identity.

    I'll rather drop every single platform requiring this then to engage with this circus. "What about the kids" my ass.

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    [–] 10 points 1 week ago

    "All photos are encrypted.."

    Why the Hell do you need to fucking store them? If I rejuvenate to a 12 year old?!

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    Surely some mathematician knows some magic cryptography to do age checks with zero trust and no data shared?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago

    Zero-knowledge proofs and anonymous attestation - the problem is you still have to prove your identity and age to some trusted entity using a certificate, similar to a physical ID. But if you can get that, you can then anonymously prove your age. Assuming the verifying site trusts your issuer. Also assuming they trust you didn't borrow somebody else's device. Also assuming they don't ask for more and more proofs until they can identify you anyway.

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    [–] 8 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    Just recently I had to travel to Germany by train on short notice. The German online ticket portal also wanted my ID and selfie when paying because it was an iNtErNaTiOnAl journey. I just booked it through my local country's international ticketing portal and they didn't even mention it.

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    [–] 7 points 1 week ago

    I tricked the aliexpress age verification with an image from google. I wonder if this will work here too.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 week ago

    Yeah my state just started this now. What the fuck. I dont remember seeing a vote on this shit.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago

    I was like "which shitass site is that supposed to be" and started reading below Reddit and started laughing, i'm already gone ha ha bye Felicia!

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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago

    “Let’s not”

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago

    Identity theft 'bouta pop off crazy style in the future.

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