“I call him Mohamed Al Fayed. And uhhhh— His name is— Abdul, but I think I— call him Mohamed Abdul Al-Sayed.”

This fucking idiot can’t even get the GOP’s infantile smear campaign right. El-Sayed’s full name is ‘Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed,’ and Republicans use that full name as often as possible, because I guess that’s supposed to make him sound more like a terrorist — you know, like that other famous terrorist, Barack Hussein Obama.

But Donny’s too demented to get it right. The name his collapsed cortex shits out instead is ‘Mohamed Al Fayed.’ 

If that name’s familiar, it’s because Mohamed Al Fayed was a billionaire who, during his life, had over one hundred credible rape accusations made against him, his youngest victim being 13 years old at the time. Great guy, right? Well, there was one person who actually thought Al Fayed was a ‘great guy.’

You’ll never guess who it was: Preznit Fuckwit.

Donald Trump gushes over ‘great guy’ Mohamed Al-Fayed’ in resurfaced interview

You know, most of us manage to go through life without having even one dead pedo bestie. Dear Leader has at least two and counting. What a strange coincidence, am I right? Every time we turn around with this guy, new shit comes to light.

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