Not enough people on TV praising Dear Leader, and he’s anxious to find other people to blame for the Red Wedding scenario the Republicans might be facing in the midterms.

Somehow Trump tumbled onto Zacharia — Schwing! — and brought her in for an interview on Friday:

During their conversation, which Wiles was not present for, Trump spontaneously offered Zacharia the job, a source familiar with the matter said. Aides rushed to inform Wiles of the decision.

Oh, Susie Wiles, you left the toddler alone and unattended? You can’t take your eyes off them for a minute!

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Grifters recognize grifters.