Brb, sending this to all my friends to highlight why they should join me in the fediverse instead of on IG

It's not fear if it's happening.

Instagram, never used them.

NK Member: General strike?

NK Leadership: Nah.

NK Member: Targeted riots?

NK Leadership: Nah. Too risky. Let's try a tepid protest and barbecue.

NK Member: It hasn’t worked the previous ten times, so it’ll work this time! We’ll be like those French high school kids. They shut down a nation. We’re gonna shut down a barbecue pit!

If they’re that afraid of some milquetoast protest thing, imagine how hard they’d shit themselves if Americans weren’t cowards