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[–] 12 points 6 days ago (1 child)

Oh. It looked bigger in the picture.

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    [–] 5 points 6 days ago

    You silly gooses. It's a guitar hero controller.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 days ago

    This looks an awful lot like our losers trophy for our fantasy football league. I designed it so each years loser get another dick section added.

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    [–] 32 points 1 week ago

    Nah that ain't mine.

    I ordered the extra large.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    I've been able to use this .gift twice in 24 hours, yippie!

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  • [–] 21 points 1 week ago

    "Discrete packaging"

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  • [–] 14 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    They shrunk the satellite of love?

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  • [–] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    1-800 DILDOS? They can't have my brand! I have special holes!

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago

    Firmly intact through a daunting system where smaller packages often get damaged or lost, congrats!

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