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[–] 1 point 12 hours ago

By this logic europe should be trumps vacation lands or some shit

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  • [–] 28 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    “We seriously looked at the Atlantic Ocean, I called Google Maps who were really great with the lake, really great and I spoke to a brilliant guy, Sundar, he heads all of Google, he's a brilliant guy, Sergey and Sundar, totally brilliant guys,” Trump said.

    🤭...

    😂

    This is the president of the U.S.A.

    🤡

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  • [–] 21 points 2 days ago*

    Sure, lets name an entire ocean after a child-fucking, dementia-ridden, diaper-wearing, tiny hands grifter.

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  • [–] 70 points 2 days ago (3 children)

    Gotta book those trans trump flights

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  • [–] 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

    I wish there was a way to call it that to poke fun at him but not hurt anyone else's feelings. Because I only want to offend him, and I think that this would bug him enough to taco again.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 day ago*

    His cult loves this stuff, evidence of a cult, support whatever the leader says and does w/o question. It's part of all unhealthy, controlling systems that call obedience virtue and real integrity verboten.

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  • [–] 41 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    I said this in another thread:

    Just give the orange toddler a map with the name changed on it and let him play with his toys.

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  • [–] 28 points 2 days ago

    Because neither the Gulf of Mexico or Lake Ontario border any other countries?

    I'm shocked they had enough of a backbone to refuse this request.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

    He also asked to rename the pacific ocean to trump ocean.

    He’s totally smurfing the Smurf on that Smurf near the Smurf.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 days ago

    New Hampshire New Jersey New Mexico and New York are now New America New America(2) New America(3) and New America(4)

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  • [–] 6 points 2 days ago

    real life Ozymandias

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  • [–] 4 points 2 days ago

    Best we can do is renaming turd to trump.

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