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[–] 1 point 3 minutes ago

Nobody's going to ask for the sauce?

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  • [–] 24 points 2 hours ago (1 child)

    Man here: there's a reason. There is a reason.

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  • [–] 30 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

    As a lesbian I find this oddly ....satisfying to look at.

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  • [–] 2 points 32 minutes ago

    ...yknow, i think i only do this if i'm already naked? like when im in the shower or bed? otherwise i'm usually using both hands for smth

    fun though

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  • [–] 2 points 55 minutes ago

    All Bundy taught us that.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 hour ago

    Built in toy.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 hour ago* (3 children)

    I can't speak for people suffering from genital mutilation, but a flaccid penis with a foreskin is like a little stress relief fidget toy. You can squish it around a little, even through clothing. This does not feel sexual at all if you're not already aroused. I've seen threads online where women claim they do the equivalent in private by idly squeezing their own breasts.

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    [–] 72 points 4 hours ago (1 child)

    Had my hand down my pants as I scrolled to see this. Fuck.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 hour ago (1 child)

    Aren't her fingernails a bit long to be hanging out down there?

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  • [–] 14 points 3 hours ago

    Its like adding a liquid cooling block to your gpu.

    The stock fans are aight but sometimes run hot (summer specifically), but getting a grip on things gives better heat transfer. Probably evolutionary as it alleviates poor SPS.

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  • [–] 50 points 4 hours ago (6 children)

    Women do it too it's just socially acceptable because everyone likes pussy goop.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

    Some women have a penis and also do it, it’s just socially acceptable because everyone likes girlcock

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    [–] 64 points 5 hours ago (5 children)

    Gotta give it some breathing room and move it around. No one else does it for me :(

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  • [–] [S] 18 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

    Aww ☹️

    Somebody will move it for you some day!

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    [–] 5 points 3 hours ago

    I say "let them!"

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  • [–] 16 points 4 hours ago

    couldn't explain to you why its so comforting. I guess its just something for your hand to do? like putting it in a pocket is more comfortable then having it out, bc its warm

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    Emotional support weenis. 😌

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    [–] 78 points 7 hours ago* (23 children)

    I don't know how else to describe it other than that it's just warm and comfy. I found myself doing that a lot when my hands were cold in the winter ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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