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Man, this is a high-quality joke... why am I crying?
Sadly, not many people get to be in their 90's. We'll just have to remember this orange turd as the biggest idiot ever.
Things I shouldn't be laughing at for 200 Alex
I'm ootl on this joke. 🙁
EDIT: Yes, the groundhog story. I get it now.
Dictator Donny decided to drop 30k lb bunker busters on Iran
Ok, I knew about that, but I thought the shadow thing referenced something more historic.
It’s a joke. It follows the groundhog story. The groundhog sees its shadow and it means we have 6 more weeks of winter. It’s just a dumb thing but this joke is based on that.
The shadow thing refers to a North American tradition:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groundhog_Day
Groundhog Day is a tradition observed regionally in the United States and Canada on February 2 of every year. It derives from the Pennsylvania Dutch superstition that if a groundhog emerges from its burrow on this day and sees its shadow, it will retreat to its den and winter will go on for six more weeks; if it does not see its shadow, spring will arrive early.
USA tradition, if the groundhog sees it's shadow, there will be X more weeks of winter.
I think a 20 year war with the whole world would end usa.
So America gets its next war
tack it on with the rest of the wars they've lost.
The result entirely depends on who's reliving that day until they have its best possible outcome. Watch Edge of Tomorrow for a documentary of how that happens.
Ha... deep sigh...