I had a game of Civ where Poland declared war on me. They were on the other side of the map.
I didn't see them for 8 turns. Turn 9 I see a horde arrive on my border. Turn 10 - at the earliest opportunity they were able - they asked for peace.
I managed to sink 2 boats.
“We’re not at war with Iran,” Vance said on “Meet the Press.” “We’re at war with Iran’s nuclear program.”
You got a philosopher in the White House who is good at saying war is peace in a thousand different ways.
I’m not stabbing this man, I’m stabbing this man’s liver.
This was my exact first thought after seeing the announcement
Punch buggy. No punch backs.
This gives "the fuckin loser on the playground that thinks he's hot shit, goes to start a fight and then screams no fighting no fighting!! before the person can hit back."