Jesus: I need a table for 26.
Hostess: There are only 13 of you.
Jesus: I know, we're all gonna sit on one side.
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"I'm going to do big arms for the picture!"
"Well, then I'm going to do big arms, too!"
"We can't all do big arms for the picture, we'll look like a squadron of B-52s!"
I wonder how many codebases have the Easter formula in them. And how often it’s subtly wrong.
They just use a lookup table that some intern put together for the previous and next few hundred years.
I like the captioned Last Supper where Jesus says, "This bread is my body. This wine is my blood." The people having the little side conversations are like, "Ewww" etc. and one guy says, "Is the hummus anything?"
Does this mean you could have two Easters 28 days apart depending on which time zone you are in?
Lmfao! Its so weird how this stuff works. Need to plan a seperate formula to calculate based on the moon phase what day the holiday is.
That's what happens when you steal your religion from all of the other ones.
The best way to win over believers of other religions was to incorporate parts of them in the new one. And make it the legal religion, that helped too.