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I need coffee to make my coffee, apparently.

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[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Surely a cup is closer than your phone.

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Right but OP is caught in a groundhog day situation and this time they wanted to see what would happen if they posted the Keurig mishap on Lemmy

[–] Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

And a rag to wipe that equipment down while you're at it

[–] PaulBunyan@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The funny part is you taking a picture instead of tossing a cup under that stream.

[–] phudgins@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

In my uncaffeinated state earlier, it seemed more important to share the stupid thing I did than to save the remaining coffee.

[–] Sunny@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 day ago

Miiight want to clean the machine a bit too :P

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Those machines ought to know there's no weight on the plate and not start up until there is.

[–] Killer@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

You think they're gonna spend the money to put a sensor to detect if theres a cup or not?

[–] ShadowRam@fedia.io 3 points 2 days ago

Yeah.. I've done that!

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

Eh, let it roll and make a cup of tea instead. The tea buzz is just as good.

[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Just drink it out of the drip tray. The best water out of a public water cooler is the good stuff that dripped off of ten people's hands.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Hey, the li'l machine is just jealous of you pissing in the mouth of Mother Nature, and so it's just acting out.

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