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[–] neobunch@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

Who the hell would measure their package in inches outside the good ole USA?

[–] kami@lemmy.dbzer0.com 59 points 3 days ago (2 children)

My European dick is measured in centimeters

[–] tja@sh.itjust.works 40 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yes, why would I use inches?

[–] kami@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, why not using light years? smh

[–] MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Engywuck@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I've been at Ångströmlaboratoriet a lot

[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago

i prefer planck lenghts. makes it seem bigger than it actually is

[–] Engywuck@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 days ago

I prefer to measure mine in milliliters. Big (numbers) matter.

[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 30 points 3 days ago

I use centimeters, and meters. The us can go sit in a corner and contemplate their failure in feet and inches

[–] felsiq@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I’ve known more than one guy who measured his dick in inches and did it wrong, because fractional inches are unintuitive as fuck. Americans need to just rip the bandaid off and commit to metric, it’s much better over on this side

[–] Engywuck@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Now... What if we make "1 dick" the fundamental metrich length unit? That would solve a lot of problems.

[–] felsiq@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

I would respect speed limits even less if they were measured in dicks per hour

[–] Demdaru@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

There's anime with that IIRC, with a pixie character having height of exactly one dick. Can't recall the name tho.

Edit: Quick search revealed it's Handyman Saitou in Another World

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I thought USians use football pitches. Or in this case, matches. Or fractions of these.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Measue it in decimeters.