Giovanni Espresso
this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2025
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Frenchy McPistols
Cause I'm American but my ancestors are from France
But I'm trans so I'm sure there would be a dickchick or she could be slightly tasteful and give me the middle name Elagabalus
I'm your average white american so Teddy Gunsight
At first I missread this as Teddy Gunshit und feel that ain't half bad 😎
I'm white so she wouldn't base my name on ethnicity, she'd probably go with Tr*nny Girlman
Her trans character in Hogwarts Legacy was Sirona Ryan so you’re not that far off.
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she actually did that for the "trans" character in the Hogwarts game.
Sirona Ryan. I shit you not.
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cracker bongcloud
Kimchi Chong
Paddy McCarbombing
From the POOREST family in the entire land and always dirty
Whitey McCracker
Ching Chong
i mean she wasn't far off when she named the Asian character. Cho Chang if you didn't know (yeah it doesn't even make sense). clearly named so only because she knew they would never publish that name.
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Pretty sure that is already a Harry Potter character.
Asian Invasion.
François LaGrenouille
Klaus Schnitzel
Though later someone will mention he changed his name from Hitler
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Tequitaco Sanchez
Crooknose Goldhorde the goblin
You'd be a banker at gringots i suppose?
Are you suggesting that she coded the greedy, big-nosed subhuman bankers based on antisemitic stereotypes?
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Jose Frijoles Sanchez
Nia Nubia
Wyatt Yankstrash
Wow, what a fun way to give a data point about yourself to attach to a public profile already connected to your IP address and potentially your email as well. Cool!
Johnny Canuck
Buddy Guy
nah first name would probably be Sori
Midley Plainwest - "Slytherin" the sorting hat said with a drawl.
EDIT: "Ah dangit theres a snake on my robe!"
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Stroopwaffel van Klompmill.
Cuntious Goonbag
Tina Cracker.
Tory Whiteman
Cornshucker MacWoodshoe
Wait she's British so it would probably be Corningfrumple MacWallibootenshiretonwotsalldisden
Pronounced as “John Smith”.
Miguel Ibáñez de todos Los Santos.
When he’s not sleeping cause siesta, he is playing in a flamenco band.
Rakija Drinković. And they would constantly be drunk.
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