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We'd like to welcome our newest Student to Hogwarts, Hun-Gary Mc'Spud. (europe.pub)
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[–] SuluBeddu@feddit.it 24 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Giovanni Espresso

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 84 points 5 days ago (6 children)

I'm white so she wouldn't base my name on ethnicity, she'd probably go with Tr*nny Girlman

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 22 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Her trans character in Hogwarts Legacy was Sirona Ryan so you’re not that far off.

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[–] uuldika@lemmy.ml 11 points 5 days ago (3 children)

she actually did that for the "trans" character in the Hogwarts game.

Sirona Ryan. I shit you not.

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[–] konalt@lemmy.world 64 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Paddy McCarbombing

[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 34 points 5 days ago

From the POOREST family in the entire land and always dirty

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Frenchy McPistols

Cause I'm American but my ancestors are from France

But I'm trans so I'm sure there would be a dick joke or she could be slightly tasteful and give me the middle name Elagabalus

[–] napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 26 points 4 days ago

Kimchi Chong

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm your average white american so Teddy Gunsight

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[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 43 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Ching Chong

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (2 children)

i mean she wasn't far off when she named the Asian character. Cho Chang if you didn't know (yeah it doesn't even make sense). clearly named so only because she knew they would never publish that name.

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[–] swagmoney@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 days ago

cracker bongcloud

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago

Whitey McCracker

[–] KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 46 points 5 days ago

Tequitaco Sanchez

[–] Naich@lemmings.world 45 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Fuckterfs Fuckrowling

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 27 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Klaus Schnitzel

Though later someone will mention he changed his name from Hitler

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[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 31 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Crooknose Goldhorde the goblin

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You'd be a banker at gringots i suppose?

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Are you suggesting that she coded the greedy, big-nosed subhuman bankers based on antisemitic stereotypes?

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[–] CommanderCloon@lemmy.ml 36 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Jean Luc Baguette

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[–] EchoSnail@lemmy.zip 28 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Y'all out here propagating some covert data mining

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[–] zloubida@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 days ago

François LaGrenouille

[–] Noerknhar@feddit.org 33 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Harald Töpfer.

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[–] KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works 21 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Red Eaglefeather. Obvs

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[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Jose Frijoles Sanchez

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Gunther Eagleman

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[–] fittedsyllabi@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Asian Invasion.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 days ago

Wyatt Yankstrash

[–] BeNotAfraid@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Wow, what a fun way to give a data point about yourself to attach to a public profile already connected to your IP address and potentially your email as well. Cool!

[–] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago (4 children)

User name does not check out.

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[–] dumbass@quokk.au 26 points 5 days ago

Cuntious Goonbag

[–] AlexLost@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Johnny Canuck

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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 14 points 5 days ago

Stroopwaffel van Klompmill.

[–] gonzo-rand19@moist.catsweat.com 22 points 5 days ago

Tory Whiteman

[–] belastend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Heinrich Himmler? I don't know, I don't like J.B. Bowlingball

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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Midley Plainwest - "Slytherin" the sorting hat said with a drawl.

EDIT: "Ah dangit theres a snake on my robe!"

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[–] uuldika@lemmy.ml 14 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Tina Cracker.

[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Nia Nubia

[–] ILikeTraaaains@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago

Miguel Ibáñez de todos Los Santos.

When he’s not sleeping cause siesta, he is playing in a flamenco band.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago

Rakija Drinković. And they would constantly be drunk.

[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Cornshucker MacWoodshoe

Wait she's British so it would probably be Corningfrumple MacWallibootenshiretonwotsalldisden

[–] cosmictrickster@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Pronounced as “John Smith”.

[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 13 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Hans Wurst

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[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Vladimir Vodkovich

Zulu Safari

Hirohito Kawasaki

Panda Li Chien

Fernandez Fiesta

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[–] lemmy_acct_id_8647@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Downvote away, but fuck this removed and even invoking her name in any way but to call for her removal from (take your pick)

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