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[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This was absolutely on my 2025 bingo card along with plans for a new face on Mount Rushmore and a mountain, river, or national park being named after him.

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 months ago

That's gonna be tough when he gets rid of all of the park rangers.