Programmer Humor

Yes, I who knows a lot about programming, only use one file per application.

i think ive pinpointed exactly why twitter devs are terrible

# Checking validity of each file
for file in directory:
  content = file.read()
  for keywords in ("heil hitler","hitler did nothing wrong","kill the jews","hitler was the victim","there is no evidence for the Holocaust"):
    if keywords in content:
      return True

# File is Invalid and fake news
return False

I am a professional encoder and I always put all my codes in a single big file marked EXE for faster execution.

Get popcorn ready

Upload the entire Linux kernel, then submit the "fixed" code as a PR to Linus.

Enjoy popcorn

From the genius and his whipped minions that brought you MechaHitler after some "fixes and improvements"...

...Comes the same AI that offers to "fix your code."

Wow. Simply astounding. A magnificent feat indeed, to waste so many finite precious resources over such garbage.

Kindly Ctrl+A and shift-delete "All your code files", sir.

please don’t use grok.

elon is poisoning the air over memphis with exhaust from the generators that he’s using to power it while using drinking water from the memphis sands aquifer to cool it.

please don’t use grok.

Presumably anybody that does this gets their code integrated into the training data right?

So "don't talk to strangers" or "don't give your credit card info to strangers" never really reached the audience, did it?

EVERYTHING'S COMPUTAH!

I find that without being able to see the rest of my IDE it makes no sense to just paste a single class worth of code at a time in there, it has no context for the rest of the application

10 PRINT CHR$ (205.5 + RND (1));
20 GOTO 10

Hmm, can you upload files? Wonder if they set an upper limit. Wonder which language would burn the most cycles?

Do you have to print it out and scan it first?