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Show us your cat's dating app profile pic (lemm.ee)

submitted 1 week ago by martine@lemm.ee to c/cat@lemmy.world

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And which app(s) would they be on?

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[–] martine@lemm.ee 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

These would definitely be Oliver's.

Tinder

Grindr

Bumble

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Free paw pics? Doesn't he know the market value of those babies?

[–] martine@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

Oh this is for sure the teaser pic for his OnlyPaws

[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Tinder, looking for commitment

[–] martine@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A fool on a fool's errand 😹

[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 5 points 1 week ago

It worked for me :)

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ashley Madison

[–] martine@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

This one got an actual lol from me

[–] tehWrapper@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago

Furlife

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Onlyfans:

[–] martine@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

Pillow Prince(ss) looking for a Sugar Parent

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

(I don't know a lot about specific dating apps someone help my boy know which one to use this one on)

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

All of them, and LinkedIn.

[–] martine@lemm.ee 1 points 3 days ago

LinkedIn Lunatics 😅

[–] proudblond@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I’m jealous of your seal points. Always wanted one, but I exclusively adopt so I take what I can get. I do try and get floofs though. Here’s Sansa’s dating profile pic:

[–] martine@lemm.ee 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

My little blue point was a foster! Idk how someone could have abandoned this precious baby at 2 weeks.

Sansa is so beautiful and majestic! 💖

[–] QualifiedKitten@discuss.online 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh wow! I'm currently fostering a litter with a colorpoint, and at 2 weeks she was just starting to show some hints of color. She's about 4 weeks now and her nose & ears still aren't that dark. This is her at about 2.5 weeks.

[–] martine@lemm.ee 1 points 3 days ago

Aww baby 🥹 maybe she'll just be lightly toasted.

[–] theTarrasque@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Tinder:

[–] dunz@feddit.nu 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This would most certainly be Dinos

[–] MojoMcJojo@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

Backpage

[–] Sybilvane@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My cat is not very tech savvy.

[–] martine@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why am I getting Christian Mingle from this

[–] Sybilvane@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ladies, I am a curvy 13 year old but I still chase like a cat half my age! I am looking for my true love to spend the rest of my life with (must be Christian, no more than 5 years old, and orange).

I live with my parents and my siblings (one of them is a dog, the other is a jerk) and I WILL NOT groom myself so you must be willing to do it for me. I will complain the entire time.

No tabbies.

[–] martine@lemm.ee 1 points 3 days ago

Yet another man who doesn't know how to wash his own ass smdh

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I've never used a dating app, but I like this photo of her!

[–] QualifiedKitten@discuss.online 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Aww! Is that a tipped ear? <3

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes! According to her previous owner, she was not tipped, she came home with the ear hanging off, shook it, and it flew off.

She was an outdoor cat, so my theory is, someone grabbed her to neuter her, saw she was neutered, and tipped her so she wouldn't be grabbed again. Either way, she's an indoor only cat now! She's happy, indoor has extremely nice beds to be cozy in!

[–] QualifiedKitten@discuss.online 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wow, that's crazy! I foster with an organization that does a lot of TNR, so it's always great to see cats adapt to the luxuries of indoor life.

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

She adapted extremely quickly when she realized she could go under the blankets and sleep next to the human! A hot water bottle just for HER? Amazing, A+, thank you human we nap every day now understand? I agreed. We nap.