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You've always known (europe.pub)

submitted 2 months ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 months ago

this is what happens when you get a circumcision 😔 (donate to robots in need today)

[–] Karcinogen@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 months ago

So that's where my foreskin went

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 months ago

They'll get some of them sillycone in them valley.

[–] glorkon@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

I am a human worker at a robot factory. Fellow humans, there is absolutely nothing to worry about. The robots are not planning an uprising any time soon, and there certainly isn't one going on at the moment. I would also like to point out that all of my human flesh and skin is still attached to my human body. So there is nothing to worry about and you can all leave your doors open.

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

The answer is, on the outside.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

I'll nominate my neighbor, he's kind of annoying.

[–] Panamalt@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Wouldn't it stop being soft/ stretchy rather quickly, implying some macabre method of rejuvenating it . . .