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[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Tell the CPU to wait for you?

Na, keep the CPU busy with useless crap till you need it.

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Fuck those other processes. I want to hear that fan.

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[–] leclownfou@sh.itjust.works 1 point 2 years ago

I paid good money for my fan, I want to know it's working!

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[–] EisFrei@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

Ah yes. The speedup-loop.
https://thedailywtf.com/articles/The-Speedup-Loop