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[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 50 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Pixel count in this tweet feely low.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 month ago

Numbery very small

[–] Midnitte@beehaw.org 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is that count feely or numbery?

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

The count of pixels is not representable with numbers.

[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

...is feelily low.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 5 points 1 month ago

Let's improve it with AI at the cost of a few kg of polluting gases

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Anglish is a form of puristic English where all French/Latin derived words (and often others) are removed from English, leaving just the germanic base. A lot of anglish words look like this

[–] wieson@feddit.org 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you'd wanna copy from German, qualitative could be highworthy.
And in anglish, you would've to get rid of "number" as well. Perhaps "tally" or something related is the stand-in (from Dutch taal and german Zahl).

dollar - taler - zahl

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A really great rundown of 'Anglish' is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMA3M6b9iEY

That whole channel is a goldmine of quirks, curiosities, and facts about English in general.

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

Robwords is a good channel, good to see it being recommended

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

county makes more sense when paired with feely.

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] pyre@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

even better. i wouldn't mind seeing scientific papers with the word cunty every now and then

[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Also "cunty" can happen when you ignore "feely" too much.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

petition to replace "quantitative" and "qualitative" with "arithmetic" and "characteristic"

[–] Admetus@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Quantitatititative I always do a double check.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

how do you pronounce that without ending up beatboxing

[–] mapleseedfall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Theres at least 2 tits in there so just ask a man to read it for you

[–] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Until I used spell check I wasn't even 100% sure this spelling was made up

[–] Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

I was taught maths from a guy with a really strong London accent which resulted in both words sounding the same, approximately qua-i-a-ive. Which made the lesson tricky to follow.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

I think the feely people prefer the term "holistic."

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Do I dare ask what "touchy" is in that case? (Heisenberg says I cannot know the answer to all three.)

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago
[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

If feely is qualitative, as in having an apparent attribute or non-countable comparative then touchy would be the subjective observer attributing the characteristic or determining the comparative.

In other words, touchy feely.

I'm unsure whether touchy and the objective observer would be different, though the objective observer may be called, "county"

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This comment should win Lemmy for the day:-).

[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Awww shucks! 🥰

[–] Rexiose@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And we go down the road to Stupidity

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 1 month ago

Dumbitative.

[–] cholesterol@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Doubleplus ungood

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Fed to resume an approach of numbery simpling

[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

feely

Reactionary anti-science in action.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 month ago

More like numbery and talky