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[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 28 points 3 days ago

At least they get cute little parachutes

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

bad similes are like really bad. bad metaphors are shipwrecks.

[–] match@pawb.social 5 points 3 days ago

this one is going in my brain, thanks

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 30 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Oh man, my kids love to blow them and that stuff shoots everywhere.

[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

ok, but just so you know, I did not consent

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

My kids will gladly blow you anyway. They don't care. You'll spray your seed all over the neighborhood, and they'll just smile and laugh.

Plus, they're kids so it'll be really sloppy and a lot of spit involved.

[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 days ago

🤢🤢🤢

you need to teach your kids about consent

[–] Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 days ago

Helping a plant get off... gross, now I'm sad

Ballistic babies... all is right in the world

What a couple of psycopaths.

[–] GandalftheBlack@feddit.org 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Okay, but sperm literally comes from the Greek for seed. Semen comes from the Latin for seed. Seed is used as a euphemism for semen in English. The exact science might not work out here, but humans have been using seed as an analogy for sperm/semen for thousands of years at least

[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

also, pollen contains the male gametes - how is that not dimorphic? Plants vary in their sexual strategies, but I do think it's fair to think of pollen as containers of semen or sperm ... or at least that's always how it's been presented anyway 🤷‍♀️

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, the last time this was posted I had to run to wikipedia because I was fuming at my memory being wrong. I even have vague memories from biology in college about the 8-cell formation of a fertilized plant 'egg.' The poster was likely trying to say that many plants don't have 'male-only' and 'female-only' types, but at the very least, fruit bearing plants/trees (angiosperms, if I remember) have two sperm-equivalents in the pollen that drill down into the pistil of the flower and find the waiting gamete. One fertilizes, one becomes the food portion that we take sustenance from.

[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 days ago

right, but when pedantically correcting the idea that pollen isn't an example of dimorphic reproduction, making gross generalizations like that seems strangely out of place, since the whole issue they took in the first place was a (mostly true / appropriate) generalization ...

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 6 points 3 days ago

Yeah

You're blowing it

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

🎵doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo🎵

[–] dandelion@piefed.blahaj.zone 7 points 4 days ago

thank you 🥵😩😌

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What if I do want to blow a Dandelion? I'm fairly sure you can find depictions of that somewhere...

[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 5 points 3 days ago

A better analogy would be when you pick pollen from one flower and use it to fertilise another.

...I do this all the time with my pepper plants.

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