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[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 210 points 3 days ago (9 children)

The worst thing is the past few years android updates brought fuckall exciting new stuff and just more spyware and worse performance .

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 83 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Thank God for the Bixby button though.

[–] dvlsg@lemmy.world 35 points 3 days ago (5 children)

I returned my Samsung phone over that button. Haven't touched their shit since.

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[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 38 points 3 days ago (4 children)

My recent (unwanted) update changed the lock screen to this weird format where the two-digit hour is above the two-digit minute instead of next to it separated by a colon like normal people use. I keep setting it back to what I want but this weird over/under format keeps coming back. Some fucking douchebag of a UX/UI designer thought this was a genius new way of showing the time and now it's being jammed down my throat.

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[–] yarr@feddit.nl 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Stories like this is very much why I severely limit the amount of time I spend on Windows. Having been with Windows nearly since the beginning of its history, it's insane to see the amount of reduction of user control that's gone into it.

One of the most egregious things is the lack of control around updates. Often I'll finish a session with my laptop and go to store it in the bag. Windows will cheerfully inform me that there is a forced update and then I end up having to wait for my machine to finish its shit while I sit around tapping my toes.

Meanwhile, in Linux-land, I have as much control over updates as I wish. I almost breathe a sigh of relief when I reach my Linux desktop, because it's still a place that feels like MINE. I feel like I'm some kind of sharecropper or temporary house guest when on Windows 11. It doesn't feel like "my" environment. It feels like it's Microsoft's computer and they just let me use it occasionally.

For myself, I was lucky(?) enough to have wasted my best years playing with Linux and running Linux boxes is no problem now. For the average Joe that needs to mess with computers, I feel bad for them. Windows 11 feels like shit, MacOS sure isn't great either, and that's pretty much the only choice.

No wonder I'm seeing less and less households with PCs and laptops. I think the average person in 2025 has just given up on computers and makes do with their phone or tablet.

Thank fucking god for Linux, because if I was forced to use Windows 11 full time, I think I'd snap and go live in the middle of the forest or something. It's actively annoying to even look at at this point, and I only see things getting worse. For example, the troubles with Windows "Recall" have barely even started.

I loathe to see what Microsoft has in store for us next, and I would guarantee it's not user friendly.

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[–] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 2 days ago

As Louis Rossman puts it: rape mentality

[–] vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de 44 points 3 days ago (1 children)

funny how a(n implicitly) rooted linux computer is fine, but a rooted handheld linux computer is the devil and insecure.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 29 points 3 days ago (3 children)

If PCs came out today there is no way you would just be allowed to install Linux on it.

[–] susurrus0@lemmy.zip 17 points 3 days ago (4 children)

New ARM laptops coming out right now have their bootloaders locked. So yeah...

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[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 183 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (18 children)

I routinely get a Samsung notification telling me to agree to some new agreement thing. I swipe it away. It just reappears in 48 hours or so. I swipe it away. We've danced this dance for years.

I don't know what it's for, I don't care, and things are just fine as is. There's nothing it it for me so, no.

[–] aln@lemmy.world 95 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Please click here to agree to our new Samsung privacy policy.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 55 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I'm sure that they would choose to interpret the swipe to clear it as a click

but yeah my last phone I did that for several years. nope, no thank you.

every time I start my TV I have to say I don't want the new firmware because it comes with a new privacy policy / user agreement

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[–] the16bitgamer@programming.dev 20 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I am an it at a company. Forcing updates is a necessity for some of our users. We have 5 year old phones which have never been updated, and needs to be for their software to work right.

That said what works in consumer space and what works in corporate is two different things. As a consumer I’d hate this and have moved away from preinstalled android years ago. But as IT, this needs to be here.

Ultimately I just think its laziness of the company to either not have a toggle for it. Or have a corporate build for corporate customers

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 64 points 3 days ago (4 children)

"If we let you control your phones you'll just mess them up!"

[–] tomkatt@lemmy.world 48 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Which is our right. I paid for the phone. Google, Samsung, and Apple aren’t fucking paying me.

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 24 points 3 days ago (19 children)

Which is our right. I paid for the phone. Google, Samsung, and Apple are~~n’t~~ fucking ~~paying~~ me.

There, I fixed it. It's time for a new FOSS phone OS to take over. GrapheneOS looks nice, but it only runs on select Google pixel devices. Maybe if phone manufacturers were forced to let the user chose their OS?

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[–] thann@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 days ago (7 children)

You dont own something unless you install linux on it

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[–] Mio@feddit.nu 63 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Here is my list of what any device really should have:

  • Make me able to use my device as I want to.

If the Operating System don't agree - there MUST be a way to install alternative OS with a SINGLE BUTTON CLICK.

Oh, god. Think of what kind of world that would open up with this simple rule. The device could be a smartphone, Windows machine, termostat, or a dishwasher. Anything would never be obsolete anymore and all users can be happy - a machine obeying the user. Wonderful. Please EU fix this!

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[–] paultimate14@lemmy.world 106 points 4 days ago (30 children)

I have a desktop I built in 2019 with no TPM running. Windows 10.

Starting a couple of months ago, occasionally when it boots it will automatically open a full-screen ad for Windows 11.

It's extremely disruptive because of my setup. I use my monitors and keyboard for my work laptop and have a KVM to switch between the two, and since I use that space for work I don't like to spend much time there for recreation. So I often turn my desktop on and run it headless whenever I'm done with work, and don't see the ad, which then messes up my attempts at streaming. So I need to walk back upstairs to switch the KVM and close out of it manually.

No matter how many different "permanent" solutions I can find on the internet it keeps finding a way to do it again every couple of weeks. I've moved to Linux on most of the rest of my personal machines, but this desktop has all my old music production software that needs Windows. I'm getting pretty close to just investing in a different music production platform that works with Mint though.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 97 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Or that "Let's finish setting up your PC" box as if I haven't been fucking using it for ten years.

[–] brygphilomena@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 3 days ago

Which is just fucking using Onedrive to save your personal files on Microsoft's servers.

Fuck you, Microsoft! I don't want to login with your fucking servers.

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[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 30 points 3 days ago (2 children)

locked bootloaders and complicated processes to getting phones changed are crimes against humanity layman can't really perceive.

wish i had solutions.

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[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 75 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I hate that my phone is held hostage. My computer is free thanks to linux, it just sucks theres few linux phones that work in the US.

[–] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 32 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (9 children)

GrapheneOS is at least better than Google android.

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[–] waigl@lemmy.world 95 points 4 days ago (3 children)

We're getting close to the point where "running a stock ROM" is on the same level of inadvisable as "using a web browser without ad blocking". The latter of which was, btw, also not that big if a deal like ten or fifteen years ago.

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[–] Zink@programming.dev 58 points 3 days ago (11 children)

We really do need more viable open phone options. We are well past the point in hardware capability that we could have a linux phone that turns into a desktop when you plug it into a docking station. USB-c connections handle everything for my work laptop.

I have reverted back to using my Linux PC for most screwing around online. My phone, for the technological wonder that it is, is for communicating with family, listening to music, GPSing, and then occasionally computer stuff, looking things up, etc.

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[–] gravitywell@sh.itjust.works 73 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (7 children)

As a security and privacy minded person im glad i CAN keep automatic updates enabled on GrapheneOS without having to worry about some crappy forced features being added.

I see windows users have to disable them too, its so crazy to me that people tollerate this stuff instead of just switching... Like yeah automatic updates that break things are annoying but "linux is too complicated", so instead of learning to adapt to a new system, you adapt to just accepting that you dont fully get to control your devices a they will get progressively worse until eventually you have to get a whole new device. SMH

[–] Bob_Robertson_IX@discuss.tchncs.de 46 points 3 days ago (12 children)

“linux is too complicated”

The worst part of this is that it's no longer true. Windows is WAY more complicated than Linux (can be) at this point.

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[–] potustheplant@feddit.nl 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

Am I the only here that smells bullshit/ragebait? When your phone has the bootloader unlocked and you're rooted, you simply cannot receive official software updates. That only works in custom roms.

EDIT: It seems that for several people this is not the case. Guess I'm wrong then, but personally I've never received software update requests after rooting. Right now in my xperia 5v I literally can't even check to see if there is one. The only way to know is to look up my model in xperifirm.

[–] rlychilplr@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I have a pixel 4a (yes, ik its eol, i use it more as a backup) that used to be rooted, until i got that shitty battery update, immediately switched to graphene. So yes you do still get updates on rooted

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[–] Chill_Dan@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Why not? I remember buying phones that could be unlocked and had no issues with them updating after doing so.

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[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)
  • "Yes"
  • "No, but thank you soooo much for asking anyway! You'd be welcome to ask again and I am soooo thankful. It's a great thing that you filled the screen with this pop up for a thing I do not want. No, but thank you."

Corporate machines stole my voice that's MY VOICE give it back I have THOUGHTS to say with MY VOICE give me my voice back you ass give it back let me say what I want I need to tell them to fuck off

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 3 days ago

Where's my Linux phone at?!

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 31 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Hmm... The tech industry looking a little rape-y...

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