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Cause you finished?

Yeah, use good boy like a normal person!

I'm good with it as long as it doesn't leave the bedroom or turn towards something really wrong. Otherwise, I respect the kink.

The daddy thing as in the pornos is completely unrealistic too

As someone who actually has a daddy kink, I've never seen anyone who has a one night stand and instantly sees their partner as their daddy

I mean, I'm an extreme case, but I don't think you can just see someone as your daddy without bonding with him first. Like, I've spend like a year or 2 with him and gone through a lot of stuff until I even started thinking of calling him daddy, but now its pretty normal for us, after like 4 years, and im happily calling him Papi or Papa, and he's calling me „kleine” or Mika, but thats really an edgecase

Only other scene where I've seen someone become someone's daddy instantly was with abdl rp stuff, but that's non sexual

I had a short-term ex say that and it really turned me off every time. If the relationship went on longer, I would've eventually said something. It really weirded me out, especially knowing that her dad died of cancer a year prior. It's like, what the hell is going on in your head? Get that checked out.

I used to be in the same camp (and it's still not for me) but it started to make more sense to me when I realized it's kind of been a thing we've been doing for a while.

There's the well known Papi, in Spanish, but, even as far back as the 1930s in The Grapes of Wrath, you have Pa Joad refer to Ma Joad as "Ma". Even in The Year without a Santa Clause (for a more modern but still older reference), Santa refers to Mrs. Clause as "Ma".

The idea of using these titles for anyone other than my own parents was not something that's intuitive to me, at all, but clearly it's a thing humans have been doing for (at least) a century. Not all those examples are in sexual contexts but I imagine that a nickname you have for your partner isn't not going to end up continuing into the bedroom, at least not for everyone.

In that context, it started to make more sense to my brain.

same. is it mostly an American thing? cause none of my friends would ever think to call their boyfriends "daddy"

Yeah, and dunno if it's just because I have two kids now. I assume it would've struck me as odd before, but I guess I didn't think of it back in the before times.

It definitely weirds me out too and I at one point definitely had this opinion. But then I was with a woman once who I was very, very attracted to; Possibly more than anyone else I've been with. (Not that that's a bunch of people) She started calling me daddy repeatedly while we were getting into, and despite me being a little weirded out by it I, uh, didn't stop.

Horny is a hell of a thing.

Skill issue

Yeah, I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Harakiri Rock.

Speech to text, my brother.

Git gud, scrub.

Yum last Newport at of.

Your sentences don't stick together?

Nothing wrong with being the bottom

It's just playing along with a partner's fantasy. No effort and it makes them happy.