cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/42768491
Next pope suggestion rule
Fine. I'll do it myself.
this post was submitted on 22 Apr 2025
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All hail Pope carrion0409
Since you know what's up I'll give you a warning that I got from the big man himself. Jesus is coming back and he's fucking pissed lol.
Literally don't know who that is or why suggesting her as pope is funny
It's Zendaya, a woman of color who's about as cool and modern as people who didn't pay much attention thought Francis was.
Mostly, though, it'd piss off American regressives so damn much 😁
Does she have a penis? Because that and be baptized in the Catholic Church are the only requisites. And they DO check! They have a special chair for that purpose and all.
Hold on. I want to know more about the chair.
Do a search for 'sedes (or sedia) stercoraria' and/or 'Pope Joan'.
spoiler
It may or might not be just a myth.
It's a legend, but a fun one.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Joan#Legends
Some versions of the legend suggest that subsequent popes were subjected to an examination whereby, having sat on a so-called sedia stercoraria or 'dung chair' containing a hole, a cardinal had to reach up and establish that the new pope had testicles before announcing "Duos habet et bene pendentes" ("He has two and they dangle nicely"),[17] or "habet" ("he has them") for short.[18]
@tias@discuss.tchncs.de ☝ the chair
Guess I'm gonna go with my backup choice, then:
It'd also prevent Timothy Chalamet from getting the role. I see you OP.
The less Timmy Chal anywhere, the better.
She was in the three Spiderman: Home movies, two Dune movies, the HBO show Euphoria and a bunch of crap.
Ok, so first ~~executive order~~ papal bubble: From now on, Nutella on the wafers!
As the rightful Pope I'm issuing a Papal Bull to excommunicate you for your typo.
Me? Why are you pointing at me?
Why not? The ways of Pope Zendaya are inscrutable 🤷
I fear we will never get a pope as cool as Francisco... you guys probably don't get this, but we have never been this close to the end of The Game