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[–] Emerald@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Bojack411@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

No shit you fucking retard.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago

So honestly Ben, how many times have you jacked it thinking about your sister? Did you jerk off on her just as many times as you have jerked off on he thoughts of innocent people being deported?

You are one fucked up boy Ben

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What the fuck is he even talking about?

[–] CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Schmuppes@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] fritobugger2017@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Good old Ben, nothing creepy about that at all.

[–] turnip@lemm.ee 43 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Gentleman this is democracy manifest. What is the charge, oggling my sisters breasts, my sisters succulent breasts?

[–] fritobugger2017@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Thank you for your service!

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

I see you know your judo well.

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 63 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Who is Sydney Sweeney and what does he mean her breasts ended wokeness?

I'm about as lost here as I can be lol

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

some people made gooning a political ideology. see also gamergate 2.

[–] ryper@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 day ago

Slate: The Far Right Thinks Sydney Sweeney Killed Wokeness

It’s a common phenomenon, really. Sydney Sweeney is beautiful now, and would be considered so in any era. But because she’s no longer the only type of woman who’s considered beautiful, certain people on the right think they’re being oppressed and the world has gone to hell.

Why have these weirdos zeroed in on Sweeney in particular? There are lots of beautiful white women with big boobs out there—Kate Upton, Blake Lively, Katy Perry, Scarlett Johansson, Emily Ratajkowski, and more. As far as I can tell, part of it seems to be that Sweeney doesn’t shy away from talking about or sharing her body. On Euphoria, she does a lot of nudity, and she’s spoken in interviews about feeling comfortable with it. On SNL, she repeatedly joked about her boobs and even wore a Hooters uniform. The National Post praised Sweeney for “playfully owning her sex appeal with zero apologies” and criticized Vanity Fair for suggesting it might have been nice to give her some material that wasn’t about her beauty.

[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 36 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Some actress with boobs. I know her from White Lotus. No idea on the ending wokeness part because I don't follow the lives of celebrities outside of checking IMDB to see what else they've been in.

Edit: I tried to look into it a bit. Something about the fact that a conventionally attractive young woman with nice breasts is gaining popularity means it's an end to all the body positivity and other wokeness? Idk, I'm not doing more than 5 minutes of looking into it

I also saw that her grandma has seen her nude scenes and said "she has the best tits in Hollywood" and that's just hilarious

[–] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Her grandma sounds cool. I'd have a beer with her

[–] FreakinSteve@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

She really do be having some fine-ass titties

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[–] PurpleClouds@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Weeeeeeeiiiirdddd

[–] Rhoeri@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Just when I tink I’ve heard the last of this parasite, I now have to hear how he gets scrotebloat from his sister?

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

i refuse to believe this is real

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

It is. Because Shapiro is a deeply closeted homosexual in denial. I mean, those eyebrows... guuurl, you're living in glass houses, sweaty.

[–] Ilovemyirishtemper@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I know that you likely meant "sweety" at the end there, but I really, really enjoyed that it said "sweaty" instead. It just tickled me in the best way.

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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 65 points 2 days ago (3 children)

To be fair, those are some decent cans.

Shame the whole family is wall-to-wall cunts.

[–] thiseggowaffles@lemmy.zip 23 points 2 days ago

That's not fair. It's not the whole family. Mara Wilson is great.

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[–] caboose2006@lemm.ee 24 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I hate that I find Abigail Shapiro attractive.

[–] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago

Well she is physically attractive. Doesn't mean she's a good person.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Who wouldn't, she's basically Ben with a massive set of tits.

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 3 points 18 hours ago

I coukd fix her

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[–] obinice@lemmy.world 90 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Is this fake, or does this guy fuck his sister?

I mean, Trump wants to fuck his daughter. It's like a theme with them.

[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 55 points 2 days ago

I think you are mistaken in something. You assume that his sister would let him. He 100% wants to fuck her, but he probably isn't.

[–] ajoebyanyothername@lemmy.world 49 points 2 days ago

Both things could be true.

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago (3 children)

He must since he doesn't fuck his wife.

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[–] SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Boob politics. We truly live in a society.

[–] Pinklink@lemm.ee 1 points 6 hours ago

Guys, it’s true, we do.

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 190 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Apparently it's snowflake night on Lemmy.

Edit: She's apparently a trad-wife conservative piece of shit. Unfortunate.

Double edit:

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 97 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 124 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 57 points 2 days ago

Don't make ben relatable

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[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 122 points 2 days ago (8 children)

[read in a sped up voice] According to Judeo-Christian values, a three inch penis is actually very large and it means you are very smart if you are a traditional conservative.

[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 46 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

“Yes, getting wet is a symptom of BV, it’s very normal the four times that we had sex that you felt like you were sticking your dick in sandpaper.”

Wonder if Abby has an easier time getting some WAP from his wife…

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