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[–] 100 points 2 years ago* (4 children)

Gentlemen... This... Is... Democrrracy manifest!

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Really went too far by yelling "it's a small one!" instead of the customary "oink, oink!"

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  • [–] 47 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Confidence boost! Lots of policemen have touched my penis and none has said anything like that!

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    The real confidence boost if they think you are hiding a gun.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Reed admitted that at a police station, in front of colleagues, he had pulled down the officer’s trouser zip, inserted his hand and touched his penis before shouting 'it's a small one'.

    Later says it was just banter!!

    I wonder what the situation was. If someone touches my zip I would instantly pull backwards.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Good to know it’s not just US cops who are pieces of shit.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    What would have happened if he would have done that to a guy they detained?

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    What a tease

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