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Lose lose scenario.
Either i become pretty, and cool, and I get kidnapped by the US army for being a potential biological weapon, tortured, and cut in pieces.
Or my waifu becomes real, and get kidnapped by the US army for being a potential biological weapon, and i get interroged, isolated and tortured on how i got contact with this entity.
So i prefer that my waifu stays imaginary. Can't be different and live quietly, on this world π
sure.
My wife says she wins either way.
Degens will say this is a win win scenario
This is a win win scenario
Nah, no more beings deserve to exist in this cursed reality.
Jokes on you, I don't have a waifu. That would mean I have a 50% chance of becoming nothing.
Maybe 100% chance.
If I were the genie, Iβd say that by instantiating your waifu, which doesnβt exist, youβve instantiated true nothingness into the universe, which canβt coexist with existence, so youβve destroyed everything, including me (the genie). 50% chance of sweet, sweet freedom for me, 100% chance for you.
....presspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspresspress
Embrace the Void.
I'm happily married, so my wife is real. I'm not really sure how to interpret waifu in my scenario. There's not like one particular fictional character I like above others. Maybe Catra from She-Ra? So, if she became real it's not really like I'd be able to pursue her since I'm married. If I turned into her that would be terrifying because I would be a cat person with ears and a tail.
If I could know who my waifu is before pushing the button I would consider it, but if I don't then there's no way. The chances of being turned into something that's not human are too high. Like what if the "true waifu of my heart" is a succubus or something? How am I gonna live in society not looking like a person? That's sort of terrifying.
Just to make the discussion more interesting and less about a weird meta analysis, let's assume my waifu is a human person. Let's assume it's a woman. I'm open to the idea of a 50% chance of turning into a woman I find very attractive. I don't really have gender dysphoria, but there are a lot of things about my body I find unattractive that really bother me.
Reminds me of the bisexual awakening a lot of people have where they see people of their gender and mistakes their attraction to them as wanting to look more like them.
Either by Motoko being real of Becoming Mayor Kusanagi I'm headbutting that button ASAP.
I see no downside to this whatsoever, either way something's going in my ass
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OK. Apparently this is advertising for a bad video game. The first thought I had about it: How is it regulated with the papers? Are they magically changed to female too? Or will I have to go through a bureaucratic odyssey?
Either way I'm getting fucked hard
No I would not
Iβm a 38 year old man, I donβt have a waifu.
I'm a 30 year old woman, I just have an ordinary wife
So you either get nothing or you cease to exist.
Where's that comic about "suddenly, you become your fursona" and the dude quits his job to start his onlyfans? That's extremely relevant here
The small print here is that if you become your waifu it's just that you are eternally trapped as a body pillow for some creepy dude that fucks you and lets the cum dry up and flake off naturally.
Itβs a yes or no question bud
fuck you
If I pressed the button you would
Having partner of my type or me becoming my type? I can't lose!
Not that shitty porn game ad. I had to block the guy on Reddit, because he spammed it everywhere and now I gotta see this shit on lemmy too.
Wait, have I missed some internet porn lore?
That character is from the game Another Chance, which in the grand scheme of porn games is pretty decent. Now that's primarily because 90% of porn games suck, but I digress. The guy who makes the game likes to promote it anywhere he can on Reddit with memes like this one, or other pretty basic memes but replaced with characters from the game. Then when people ask who the characters are he can shill
I don't find it to be any worse than onlyfans promo, but I like porn games π€·
Honestly I can kinda respect advertising that goes for a slow play and isnβt overtly in your face.
Literally who would say no to that? Win either way
50% chance of your 50% chance of you waifu becoming real becoming your waifu
Joke's on you, my waifu is bi so I could still get girls
"Of course I don"t mind that you never clean your sheets. Make love to me on your can pile!"
