Can't make this shit up.
Hey Denmark we want Greenland and we will take it. - The US
Hey Denmark we also want eggs, please send some, OK? - Also the US
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Can't make this shit up.
Hey Denmark we want Greenland and we will take it. - The US
Hey Denmark we also want eggs, please send some, OK? - Also the US
Perhaps he would be willing to offer a public apology and an agreement to step down?
Nah. Still no.
Only if he wears a suit and says "thank you" to the Danish prime minister.
As always, the US think that the rest of the world is a big Walmart
"Gonna need six eggs. Oh, and a new territory to spread ~~democracy~~ freedom to."
Sure, have our eggs. There's a 700% export tariffs on eggs at the moment tho...
This would be gold
We need a volunteer to travel to Washington for negotiating a tremendous egg deal (the best in the world) only to throw a rotten (preferrably ostrich) egg into the orange turd's face during the press conference.
Trade offer
We receive: Eggs, Greenland
You receive:
People from Greenland would surely accept to exchange their land with California.
California would probably agree to being part of Denmark as well. Let's do this!
Only if California joins the EU, too.
I genuinely wonder if California would qualify.
This is classic America. I don't have evidence for this but I have to assume that a large part of why America is having a egg crisis and other nations aren't is because of the absolutely horrendous and unsanitary conditions of our factory farms. Rather than look around the world and see that better living conditions contribute to a higher quality product, better lives for the animals, and lowered risk of massive disease outbreaks (which could become a human pandemic by the way); we'd rather ship in perishable goods from countries who have already figured that out. Our insane thirst for quarterly earnings reports prevents us from even considering something that would be a long term sustainable solution because it would be ever so slightly more expensive up front
America's unstoppable thirst for short-term profit is why they currently have a corporate-backed fascist in office that is threatening to invade US's (supposed) allies to pillage their resources and economies.
Whether they do or not, the US as we have known it is in its death throes. They have surrendered nearly all of their soft power and made themselves a trade pariah. Entire industries are going to crumble as megacorps swoop in like vultures to devour the carcasses as the walls of their economy close in and the whole building collapses. It is in everyone's best interest to move their interests and money as far away from the US as possible.
Also we havent culled nearly enough chickens to justify this magnitude of price increases and this is very clearly collusion from the ~4 major egg suppliers.
Sounds like just another distraction from meaningful issues, given that actual eggs from Canada and Mexico are being turned away.
Itβs always a distraction that gets the headline tbh isnβt it
We don't need more eggs. We're producing the exact same amount as always. The regulations that stop the monopoly from raising prices are no longer enforceable as the regulatory body is gone/understaffed/is under the control of said monopoly (or their cronies)
Guys please donβt give them any eggs lol
They should meet with a US delegation to negotiate, and give them one single egg.
And tell them to thank you
Hypocrisy level top hahahah
Don't help. Let MAGA eat shit
Honestly leaders should bring trump eggs when they visit the white house. And always start with my mother's heard you have problems getting eggs so she insisted I bring a half dozen.π
Denmark, please tell us "Fascist regime, go fuck yourself."
Also, why the fuck are eggs $9/dozen in some places, but I can go to Costco and get an 18 pack of free range eggs for $6?
Because it's price gouging on top of the flu. Like price gouging and calling it inflation. Asking Denmark for eggs maintains the facade
Denmark should help by starting to throw eggs at the White House daily.
So they want Greenland AND eggs?
Whats next? B&O? Volbeat? Carlsberg? (Although anyone that tried their pide known as budweiser know the won't be able to handle Carlsberg)
I'm guessing Greenland is our strategic position to begin enveloping Canada, then we can direct our attention East.
Sorry.
Also we have Carlsbad at home
Aren't the US and EU standards on how to produce and sell eggs so incompatible that it's illegal to import eggs from the EU into the US?
Says something about USA that both the eggs and chicken meat has to be chlorine washes before consumption, I wish I didn't think about it so often.
I've always heard that but our eggs in Denmark are all refrigerated in the stores
In Germany, they aren't refrigerated either. I think this is an EU wide thing.
Ah sorry. USA- eggs in fridge. Denmark - eggs in fridge.
I don't think it's EU-wide