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[–] trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Can't make this shit up.

Hey Denmark we want Greenland and we will take it. - The US

Hey Denmark we also want eggs, please send some, OK? - Also the US

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Perhaps he would be willing to offer a public apology and an agreement to step down?

Nah. Still no.

Only if he wears a suit and says "thank you" to the Danish prime minister.

[–] Dremor@jlai.lu 4 points 2 months ago

As always, the US think that the rest of the world is a big Walmart

"Gonna need six eggs. Oh, and a new territory to spread ~~democracy~~ freedom to."

[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Sure, have our eggs. There's a 700% export tariffs on eggs at the moment tho...

[–] vesi@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

This would be gold

[–] trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

We need a volunteer to travel to Washington for negotiating a tremendous egg deal (the best in the world) only to throw a rotten (preferrably ostrich) egg into the orange turd's face during the press conference.

[–] vrojak@feddit.org 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Trade offer

We receive: Eggs, Greenland

You receive:

[–] professionalspooner@feddit.org 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

People from Greenland would surely accept to exchange their land with California.

[–] Pringles@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

California would probably agree to being part of Denmark as well. Let's do this!

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Only if California joins the EU, too.

[–] gazter@aussie.zone 1 points 2 months ago

I genuinely wonder if California would qualify.

[–] makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (3 children)

This is classic America. I don't have evidence for this but I have to assume that a large part of why America is having a egg crisis and other nations aren't is because of the absolutely horrendous and unsanitary conditions of our factory farms. Rather than look around the world and see that better living conditions contribute to a higher quality product, better lives for the animals, and lowered risk of massive disease outbreaks (which could become a human pandemic by the way); we'd rather ship in perishable goods from countries who have already figured that out. Our insane thirst for quarterly earnings reports prevents us from even considering something that would be a long term sustainable solution because it would be ever so slightly more expensive up front

[–] TheFeatureCreature@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

America's unstoppable thirst for short-term profit is why they currently have a corporate-backed fascist in office that is threatening to invade US's (supposed) allies to pillage their resources and economies.

Whether they do or not, the US as we have known it is in its death throes. They have surrendered nearly all of their soft power and made themselves a trade pariah. Entire industries are going to crumble as megacorps swoop in like vultures to devour the carcasses as the walls of their economy close in and the whole building collapses. It is in everyone's best interest to move their interests and money as far away from the US as possible.

[–] Spookyghost@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Also we havent culled nearly enough chickens to justify this magnitude of price increases and this is very clearly collusion from the ~4 major egg suppliers.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

In case you want to learn more about "big egg" Pluralistic: Eggflation is excuseflation

[–] Zedstrian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like just another distraction from meaningful issues, given that actual eggs from Canada and Mexico are being turned away.

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

It’s always a distraction that gets the headline tbh isn’t it

[–] Starb3an@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

We don't need more eggs. We're producing the exact same amount as always. The regulations that stop the monopoly from raising prices are no longer enforceable as the regulatory body is gone/understaffed/is under the control of said monopoly (or their cronies)

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Guys please don’t give them any eggs lol

[–] superkret@feddit.org 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They should meet with a US delegation to negotiate, and give them one single egg.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

And tell them to thank you

[–] shekau@lemmy.today 6 points 2 months ago

Hypocrisy level top hahahah

[–] thisphuckinguy@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Don't help. Let MAGA eat shit

[–] chuck@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

Honestly leaders should bring trump eggs when they visit the white house. And always start with my mother's heard you have problems getting eggs so she insisted I bring a half dozen.😜

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Denmark, please tell us "Fascist regime, go fuck yourself."

Also, why the fuck are eggs $9/dozen in some places, but I can go to Costco and get an 18 pack of free range eggs for $6?

[–] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Because it's price gouging on top of the flu. Like price gouging and calling it inflation. Asking Denmark for eggs maintains the facade

[–] raker@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
[–] nuko147@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Denmark should help by starting to throw eggs at the White House daily.

[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

So they want Greenland AND eggs?

Whats next? B&O? Volbeat? Carlsberg? (Although anyone that tried their pide known as budweiser know the won't be able to handle Carlsberg)

[–] SpikesOtherDog@ani.social 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm guessing Greenland is our strategic position to begin enveloping Canada, then we can direct our attention East.

Sorry.

Also we have Carlsbad at home

[–] trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Aren't the US and EU standards on how to produce and sell eggs so incompatible that it's illegal to import eggs from the EU into the US?

[–] RedSnt@feddit.dk 2 points 2 months ago

Says something about USA that both the eggs and chicken meat has to be chlorine washes before consumption, I wish I didn't think about it so often.

[–] frank@sopuli.xyz 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I've always heard that but our eggs in Denmark are all refrigerated in the stores

[–] trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

In Germany, they aren't refrigerated either. I think this is an EU wide thing.

[–] frank@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

Ah sorry. USA- eggs in fridge. Denmark - eggs in fridge.

I don't think it's EU-wide