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Your middle finger is only your middle finger if you also count your thumb as a finger. Which I find hard to accept. @showerthoughts πŸ–•

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[–] Blade9732@lemmy.world 80 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This is like the square/rectangle thing: "Not all fingers are thumbs, but all thumbs are fingers".

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[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 56 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The thumb is thicker than other digits so naturally it'll be harder to accept. A lubricant may help but the key is to relax and go slow.

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Nailed it.In that case use clippers and a small sanding stick.

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 51 points 1 week ago (20 children)

It's pretty normal to count the thumb as a finger. I find it strange that you would not.

If you were asked "how many fingers do you have", would you answer 8, or 10? Surely, everyone knows the answer is 10 (assuming no physical abnormalities)? On a fingering chart, music will instruct you to play a note with your thumb with the number "1" and your pinky with the number "5".

[–] Lembot_0002@lemm.ee 46 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You don't consider a thumb a finger? What is it then in your world? Tail?

[–] vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 3 points 1 week ago (3 children)

There are ten digits in our numeral system, and the thumb is neither a 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, or 9.

[–] CmdrShepard42@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you put a fake mustache on that 0, it sure looks like a thumb.

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[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

All of them are fingers. Thumbs are fingers, but a finger is not necessarily a thumb. I dont know where people get the idea that a thumb is not a finger. So many common sayings reinforce that it is. "Counting on your fingers (including your thumbs)", healthy babies have "Ten fingers, ten toes", "What did the five fingers say to the face... slap", "high five", "five finger discount", etc. Also, honorable mention to Princess Bride's Inigo Montoya searching for "the 6 fingered man" which includes his thumb. "Middle finger" is not the only thing that makes no sense if you don't accept that the thumb is a finger.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In almost every other language there isn't even a separate word for "thumb", it's just one of the fingers.

[–] kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I don't think that's right? I know polish has a separate word, and sampling in Google translate seems to show separate words in German, french and Spanish. Maybe I got lucky and hit the exceptions, but it seems to commonly be a separate word.

[–] isyasad@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I only know Japanese, but it is θ¦ͺζŒ‡ (oya yubi) which means parent-finger.

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[–] griefreeze@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What do you consider the thumb to be if not another finger?

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Its a thumb. Its its own thing. If we had only ~~5~~ fingers we would be INFERIOR BEINGS

glares at spider monkies

Edit: apparently sponkeys have 4 fingers on their hands and thumbs on their feet

[–] dotson@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (5 children)

how is a thumb different from a finger?

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[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nah it's the thumb finger, like the index finger etc. We have fully truncated it to just thumb because of how it feels more unique to the others. Doesn't mean it no longer fits the categorisation though.

[–] sugarfoot00@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We have fully truncated it to just thumb because of how it feels more unique to the others

Kinda like the goalie on a hockey team or the drummer in a band. Still on the team, just a bit weirder.

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[–] unknown1234_5@kbin.earth 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I used to genuinely argue that it wasn't a finger bc it had only two segments, not three. I've since realized that there is a third and I'm fucking stupid.

[–] sugarfoot00@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Your original instinct was actually correct. Fingers have the metacarpal, proximal phalange, middle phalange, and distal phalange. The thumb doesn't have a middle phalange. The proximal and distal phalange connect directly to each other.

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[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

you count your pinky as a finger ? it is not a finger; it is a pinky.

with the thumb being a thumb and as we have previously discussed about pinky leaves three fingers and certainly a middle one

[–] Arcane2077@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago (5 children)

If it’s not a finger, what do you think it is?

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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Which I find hard to accept.

How?

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Probably because of its unique structure. It is slightly different than the rest of your fingers. I wouldn't consider it different enough to exclude it from being a finger though.

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Its more of a finger than a finger is a thumb

[–] SRo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 week ago

What's wrong with you?

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

The thumb, the misunderstood tentacle.
An essay.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Acamon@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

"middle finger" is "the finger in the middle of the digits" not "the finger on the middle of the fingers"

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why do you accept your pinky as a finger?

Yeah, that's classified as dwarf finger now.

[–] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago

When I was in elementary school I tried to start a protest during the break by getting on the desk and proclaiming that we need to stop the discrimination of the middle finger, it is a finger like the others and should be allowed to stand on its own just like the other fingers. Needless to say I held up my middle fingers during that passionate speech. I was also very sincere about it, not emotional, but I did find it unjust. I'm not sure where I am going with this but it was weighing on my chest for too long and needed to get out finally. Thanks for reading.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 6 points 1 week ago

Oh yeah? Well πŸ–•

[–] Archangel1313@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

If you had to pick either one of those fingers to call the "middle" one, it's pretty obvious which one better fits the description.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You have three fingers named fingers.
Index finger, ring finger and middle finger. The middle finger is in the middle of the three. Thumb and pinky are both outliers.

[–] Arkouda@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

I have always known it as the "Pinky Finger" myself.

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